Neither will a piece of bin liner or smoked glass.

The Daily Post is bang opposite Tate Britain, in a brown smoked glass block overlooking the Thames.

The ocean spreads to infinity eleven stories below, behind a wall of smoked glass.

Tonight she cooks dishes inspired by allotments, including smoked trout tian, lamb shanks and strawberry sponges.

Then add the spring onions, chives and smoked trout.

But they go really well in a smoked trout salad.