A large and very wide man sits across a mock antique table he could sneeze into matchwood.

After receiving the award, he performed his famous floating antique table trick, also bringing up a member from the audience.

The corridors and halls may be lined with gilded mirrors and priceless art, but under the antique tables lie plastic toys and remote-controlled cars.

Furnished with large sofas and antique tables, the cafe serves my tea, of course, in a cat-shaped teapot - the icing on the cake.

Products — from bright jumpers and tweed blazers to boxer shorts and pillow cases — are set out on dark wood antique tables and in display cases.