It has poems ancient and modern, about apple crumble and haggis, roly-poly, pease pudding and how to cut a pomegranate.

I also got a fantastic onion ring and then a light and excellent apple crumble.

These include roast chicken, rogan josh, chow mein, spaghetti bolognese and apple crumble.

Will apple crumble be on the menu for this slice of conceptual art?

Dessert was the most terrible apple crumble and almond gelato.