A youthful flick of thick, black liquid eyeliner, an artfully arched brow, a sculpted cupid's bow - these things are less about vanity and more about fun and self-expression.

It's fake six-packs, trout pouts, arched brows and shiny foreheads and huge, balloon-like implants.

In other words, something's gotta give, whether it's the eyeliner, the arched brows, the red lips — if you put it all together, it's too retro, too burlesque.

The masculine jaw and finely arched brows topped by a peroxide pixie crop.