Each club was assessed against a series of criteria, including stadium facilities, on-field performance, financial and business strength, marketing, location and junior player development.

All of them encouraged an atmosphere of comfort, in which every junior player could happily pull a prank.

After all, the average supporter earns in a year what a junior player earns in a week.

Second the fingerprints on the ball were those of the most junior player in the side, which suggests a lack of leadership responsibility.

As a junior player, he earned a variety of all-star selections.