DMV

I had no idea how to get pot, but I had a furry mustache, a dumb jaw, hair to my eyebrows and an ID I stole from the DMV.

First of all, conservatives are the people who believe that the whole federal government is basically run like the DMV.

But I remember even at the DMV in midtown Manhattan, back when I lived there, it was fast and easy and perfectly pleasant.

A few years earlier, the same thing happened at a DMV office in nearby Poway.