In a pig's eye!

in a pig's eye

Never; not at all; under no circumstances (will that happen or is that true). A: "I'm pretty sure we can restore this old junker in a week. B: "In a pig's eye! That will take months, if not longer!"See also: eye

In a pig's eye!

 and In a pig's ass!; In a pig's ear!Rur. Nonsense! (Use caution with ass.) Tom: I wasn't going to steal it. I was just looking at it. Jane: In a pig's eye! I saw you put it in your pocket! Mary: Bill says he's sorry and he'll never yell at me again if I take him back. Jane: In a pig's ass! He's made those promises a hundred times before. Tom: I thought you said I could keep this. Charlie: In a pig's ear! I said you could borrow it.