Kvikkalkul
Kvikkalkul
(language)Assuming it existed, Kvikkalkul is so much abondage-and-discipline language that it is, in its own ways,even more bizarre than the deliberate parody languageINTERCAL. Among its notable "features", all symbols inKvikkalkul, including variable names and program labels, canconsist only of digits. Operators consist entirely of thepunctuation symbols (, ), -, and :. Kvikkalkul allows nocomments - they might not correspond with the code.Kvikkalkul's only data type is the signed fixed-pointfractional number, i.e. a number between (but not including)-1 and 1. Dealings with the Real World that require numbersoutside that range are done with functions that notionally mapthat range to a larger range (e.g., -16383 to -16383) andback. Kvikkalkul had a probabilistic jump operator which, ifgiven a negative probability, would act like a COME FROM.This was, sadly, deleted in later versions of the language.
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