occifer

ossifer

slang A humorous mispronunciation of "officer" (as in "police officer"), used especially to suggest that the speaker is inebriated. A: "No, ossifer, I swear I haven't been drinking at all tonight!" B: "Sir, you can't even stand up straight."

occifer

slang A humorous mispronunciation of "officer" (as in "police officer"), used especially to suggest the speaker is inebriated. A: "No, occifer, I swear I haven't been drinking at all tonight!" B: "Sir, you can't even stand up straight."

ossifer

and occifer (ˈɑsəfɚ) n. a police officer. (Also an ill-advised term of address.) Ask the occifer there if he wants to step outside and discuss it.

occifer

verbSee ossifer