Suzie COBOL

Suzie COBOL

/soo'zee koh'bol/ 1. (IBM, probably from Frank Zappa's "SuzyCreamcheese") A coder straight out of training school whoknows everything except the value of comments in plainEnglish. Also (fashionable among personkind wishing to avoidaccusations of sexism) "Sammy Cobol" or (in some non-IBMcircles) "Cobol Charlie".

2. (proposed) Meta-name for any code grinder, analogous toJ. Random Hacker.