the squirts

the squirts

vulgar slang Diarrhea. Never drink tap water in this country, unless you want to end up with a savage case of the squirts.See also: squirt

squirt

1. n. a small person; a young child, especially a young boy. (Also a term of address.) Hey, squirt, come over here. 2. n. beer or champagne. How about a nice bubbly glass of squirt?

the squirts

n. a case of diarrhea. He’s got the squirts and can’t go out. See also: squirt