quantum bogodynamics


quantum bogodynamics

/kwon'tm boh"goh-di:-nam"iks/ A theory that characterises theuniverse in terms of bogon sources (such as politicians,used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general),bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogositypotential fields. Bogon absorption causes human beings tobehave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also causeboth to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanicsof bogon-computron interaction are not yet understood.

Quantum bogodynamics is most often invoked to explain thesharp increase in hardware and software failures in thepresence of suits; the latter emit bogons, which the formerabsorb.