water-skiing douche

water-skiing douche

A vaginal, less commonly rectal, orifice injury caused when a person either doesn’t get up on the water skis when being towed by a high-speed motorboat, or else falls off the skis with spread legs, but continues to hold onto the tow rope and is thus dragged through the water at speeds of 30 mph or more. The resulting anterior and/or posterior lacerations can extend past the pelvic floor and may represent a surgical emergency.