can’t find one’s butt with both hands

can't find (one's) butt with both hands

rude slang Cannot do the simplest task. Please don't put Randy on the construction team—that guy can't find his butt with both hands!See also: both, butt, find, hand

can’t find one’s butt with both hands

verbSee can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad daylightSee also: both, butt, find, hand