cream cracker 
noun British
A dry unsweetened biscuit eaten chiefly with cheese.Instead, the latter comes across as a cream cracker relishing its cheese....
- In that short time, my daughter had gone from a quivering, weeping wreck, with tears streaming from her eyes and bubbles of snot popping from her nose, to a rosy-cheeked little cherub, happily munching on a cream cracker.
- Novel fundraising ideas include hosting a cream cracker eating competition, a masked ball, pet show or a teacher/student swap day.