Another term for mama.If the party won't even stand up for our mommas, who'll stand up for the party?...
They told me it had to be tame and I thought, well, these are definitely not things my momma would want to hear, so I guess I can't pass it off as tame.
I want to thank my momma for never teaching me selflessness, and I really wanna thank my college coach for never benching me for missing class.