Frozen yogurt.On the way to get ice cream (nonfat fro-yo, actually) I passed a group of teens in the food court....
He was sporting his black hat, beard, stockings and long black coat, while I was sporting my mask of hot fudge which had developed as I missed my mouth during my fro-yo eating frenzy.
A lactose intolerant stomach does not care if your fro-yo pretending to be ice cream is fat free, nor does it care that you only ate half.