Actually, the sole benefit of Trump’s election would be in making the presidency’s sacerdotal role — the nation’s moral tutor — terminally ludicrous.

In December 1984, Rev. Cardenal was expelled from the Jesuit order and was suspended from conducting sacerdotal duties until further notice.

“The sacerdotal gun did not go off,” The Brooklyn Eagle reported. “The head of the church ran away and was found hiding behind a wagon.”