Tribal authorities asked the council to end the regatta, citing human waste that ends up in the river’s water after drunken revelers attend the event.

Crime and safety have been major concerns through negotiations around the night tube, with London’s last tubes already having a reputation for carrying drunken revelers.

Bars open early, shuttle buses herd drunken revelers to strip clubs and casinos, and everyone forgets for day the city teams stink.