Perigord truffles — black, knobby and redolent — are found a few inches underground and can range from as small as marbles to as large as softballs.

Shrimp and knobby mushrooms simmer in a broth that gets extra body from milk, a twist I’ve never seen before but one I approve of.

We’ll still blitz in important situations, pounce on fumbles and body roll into the quarterback’s knobby knees.