This surely is the “dismal churchyard” referred to in “Our Mutual Friend” as being closely contiguous to the offices of Messrs. Lightwood and Wrayburn.

For Project Shellter, it’s working with designer Miles Lightwood to crowd-source a variety of designs, hoping at least some will suit the crabs.

Eugene, speaking to Mortimer Lightwood, said: “My respected father has found, down in the parental neighbourhood, a wife for his not-generally-respected son.”