As well as Greece’s afflictions, which may yet metastasise, many banks face harm from soured loans to Russia or to faltering oil firms.

This film is one long biopsy of pure horror: the tumours of sentimentality and bad acting metastasise everywhere, and Bernal, in particular, is horrendously bad.

Johnny gets angry texts from a spurned lover – but these nasty signs never metastasise dramatically into a situation that confronts or challenges Johnny.