And, like his music, the Albion Trinketry collection appears to be the work of a wino trapped in a metal dustbin.

“Did you ever read that story of Kipling’s where he says, ‘Regiments are like women—they will do anything for trinketry’?” inquired Nancy, calmly.

From a very early age, the ears of Hebrew women were prepared for this load of trinketry; for, according to the Thalmud, II.