With Woods lapping the field at Pebble Beach serving as an afternoon snack...

Or their way of balancing gravity and inertia to keep their whiskers and chins dry while lapping up beverages, unlike their sloppy canine housemates.

Now, as the tide of gentrification rolls toward outlying sections of the city, Matthews sees it lapping at his doorstep in the long-forsaken Kenilworth-Parkside area.