not have a stitch of clothing (one)

not have a stitch of clothing (one)

To be totally nude; to not have any clothing on whatsoever. My roommate didn't have a stitch of clothing on as I walked into the kitchen. I nearly dropped my mug of tea! The group of ten or so students didn't have a stitch of clothing between them as they streaked onto the field during the halftime performance.See also: clothing, have, not, of, stitch